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theericcasey:

Ah. Well that sucks then.

Tell me about it..

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theericcasey:

So… Fuck one of them?

Well my ex lives in CHICAGO, and my brother’s friend is over my house tonight with my brother and he doesn’t know… so I can’t. 

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theericcasey:

I was fucking Quinn’s sister for a while, but that ended just horribly… I got one on the reg, but that’s it. Usually just girls who leave me their numbers at work. Nothing big.

I’ve had one or two in the last month, back in Chicago I had quite a good time with my ex.. we just spent a few days in bed.. it was fun. Then one of my brother’s friend took an interest in me, the rest is history! 

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theericcasey:

Oh, really? Well, that’s super hot. Too bad we don’t do that anymore.

Yeah, it’s a shame.. but you have new fuck buddies now right?

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theericcasey:

Not a problem. Definitely not complaining. 

What? Like oral? Rarely do I give, sweetheart.

I’ve recieved oral, and I love to give.. 

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theericcasey:

I figured you felt that way from how much I had to cover your mouth. But thanks, angel.

I’m sorry, I moan when in pleasure..

It’s a shame we only had sex and didn’t do anything else..

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theericcasey:

It’s whatever. You’re still a babe and we had a little bit of fun.

That we did, you’re good in bed by the way.. but I’ve told you that before.. 

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theericcasey:

Well, I’d do it, but that was a fucking train wreck.

Ugh don’t remind me, I hate the way I acted and I’ve changed now.

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theericcasey:

Wow, it’s like you tried to pick the person least likely to try and hit that. Joe’s not like that.

Oh yeah, shit. I guess I’m not getting laid because there’s no one else around her that’s good looking enough, or that I remotely like..

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theericcasey:

Okay, then go do something else… Eventually you’ll get tired. Obviously I did and I have good taste in chicks. Just go find someone else to fool around with.

Sounds like a plan.. Maybe that Teen Jesus is up for it.. I should call him.

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